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Bill Demotivational Poster


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


REINTARDATION -




$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats election true truth politics bill congress stimulus
Rating: 3.02/5

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MrRandom - May 26, 2009, 2:27 am
Be glad, one of the opposition parties here wants to make Employment Insurance available for a year after 360 hours of work
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 9:26 am
The "American Dream" has now been officially renamed to the "American Entitlement" - you will never again have to work hard America! Hell, I'm even thinking about moving to Mississippi so I can get my free doorbell!
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:09 am
opps...always thought it was a privilege...
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Since when did cable tv become entitled. I always it was a privilege to own cable. And for that matter, a tv, a house, a car...
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:43 am
It promotes the sale of new couches? The Omniscient One only goes after easily solved problems of no great importance.


ARKANSAS -




THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


BILL CLINTON - Pimpin' since 1993.


TAGS: bill clinton
Rating: 2.78/5
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:18 am
Bill Clinton. Badass Pimp indeed.
jimbo - August 20, 2008, 1:58 am
Sup bitch?


INTERNATIONAL WORKERS -




HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.




MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS - It's really obvious. Isn't it?




HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.


TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??


WHERES WALDO? - Here he is and now hes all mine


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.4/5
blogjob - May 29, 2009, 6:36 am
In my country it´s Walter
Christos - April 24, 2009, 7:12 pm
Yeh he's Wally in Britain!
Drenix - December 2, 2008, 4:51 pm
Maybe that's why we cant find him, damn cheater!
Ash - November 19, 2008, 4:21 pm
He's called Wally where i'm from too
Sam - November 17, 2008, 1:21 am
He's Wally in Australia too.
Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 10:19 pm
Very strange. In my country they changed his name to Wally.


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


HOLD THIS - I Need to go be awesome somewhere else


TAGS: bill murray awesome
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 10:10 pm
Elmer's hunting Wabbits
crankyhead - February 15, 2011, 8:32 pm
It's gotta suck to be Tiger Woods right now. Even Carl Spackler has more wins than he does on the PGA tour this year. 5L =)
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:25 pm
'nuff said.
autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 5:28 pm
Haha! Love it! 5L's
Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
5 lions from me...I love this.
Feasibly - February 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
Kudos indeed...5 of 'em
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:50 pm
For a borderline untouchable theme, this was played well. Kudos.


GLOBAL RECESSION -


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.


BILL KAULITZ - Proud supporter of eye rape.


TAGS: bill kaulitz supporter of eye rape
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Maggie

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Oh no... That Tokio Hotel... thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Sean - September 8, 2009, 7:55 pm
Is THAT what he's doing, Maggie, cuz I feel so violated.
culos - September 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry Maggie, don't know who this pussy is, but by the looks of 'it' it's not equipped to rape anything, especially not with those gay eyes....You just earned a solid 1 vote from me.


TOKIO HOTEL - you cannot hear their "music" because of all the emo boys fapping over this guy


TAGS: bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr
Rating: 1.81/5

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Billsexual - July 9, 2010, 6:57 am
Ahhh Bill's so smexy. I like the fact that's he's feminine.
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:40 am
really....... a guy?????
DunCan't - April 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
What, that's a guy?!
zxc - December 26, 2008, 6:32 pm
lol, every time i see that "guy" i have to laugh.... cmon, many people want to be know, but there are limits xD
Yoda - November 15, 2008, 10:31 am
Someone had to tell me this is a dude.
Lloyd - August 23, 2008, 6:48 am
Still say he resembles a lion... not a fierce one... more like one on drugs.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 10:51 pm
AGHH!! What the hell? Doesn't look like a chick at all in this photo. Too much heroin, maybe.


BILL KAULITZ - one of the sexyist women ever.


TAGS: bill kaulitz tokio hotel
Rating: 1.75/5
Cerebus42 - August 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Sarcasm level appropriate, Kaulitz is a metrosexual fucktard.
surprisebuttsecks - August 16, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ugly asshole.
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:27 am
either you are retarded or your sarcasm could use a little work


2.5 BILLION -


TAGS: billion conservative martians mars rover
Rating: 3.74/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is a good poster Ism. It is unfortunate that it will be dragged into every political discussion that no one here wants. If you haven't already, maybe post this at politifake and with hope the discussions will move there too. Apple rhubarb!
bgeiser - August 12, 2012, 6:01 pm
also none of it went to health care for the uninsured or to pay of the 50,000 debt we all owe or contraception for women or prev healt for children or food stamps for Mexicans...but hey it didnt go to bankrupt solar companies that contributed to Obama
rerun - August 11, 2012, 8:17 am

@freasy - you may want to check out politifake. Somehow I think you would like the site
Ism - August 10, 2012, 11:52 pm
Really..? did you kid sister work in the Inspector Generals office at NASA... like mine did... maybe your better informed than myself or she was... & the name calling goes a long way to establish your credibility... justsay'n
freasy - August 10, 2012, 4:53 pm
Conservatives Upset, thought it was the liberal Progressives trying to kill NASA???? WHAT BS, this is a conservative defended project moron.


SHOCKING -


TAGS: facebook mommy billy shocking
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
LMAO! Beautiful.


THIS OCEAN - Other than the Atlantic and Pacific, Billy, you are my favorite ocean




AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.




HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.


TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am
^be^


PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.


TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


HEY YOU - Go suck a nut


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.5/5


EPIC - When you're Gangsta and a nerd at the same time




BILLY CORGAN - Original Angster


TAGS: billy corgan original angster
Rating: 1.91/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 22, 2010, 1:14 am
More like Billy Corgan: Original GIANT DUESCHEBAG


YOU'RE A FAG -


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.52/5
DEMOS - January 31, 2011, 6:17 pm
WOW


I'M NOT IN DENIAL -




STOP SOPA - STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP




childhood memories -


TAGS: bills
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greybeard - October 5, 2015, 10:52 pm
Stunning as always... :)


RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.


TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


BILL KAULITZ - He Makes Smoking Look Like SEX


TAGS: bill kaulitz
Rating: 1.67/5

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Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:00 pm
He makes smoking look even more dumb and trendy
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 8:58 pm
Tried to submit 6 more of these posters. That's how you lose a mod.


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

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Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

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Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


BILL COSBY - Their Leader has been found




WHO - The hell is sasuke?


TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.94/5
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 4:31 am
u just had to make a tunnel didnt u. u couldnt just make a comment like a normal person
Highlord - November 3, 2008, 7:22 am
some faggot from naruto would be my guess


"SON, CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY... - Not really sure how it goes but it .... Hey, you don't have any clothes!


TAGS: billy joel
Rating: 4.64/5

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THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


BATCOCK - ...I'm Speechless....


TAGS: batcock surprise wow bp billiepirate
Rating: 2.5/5

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CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:56 pm
we got the ron jeramy of bats here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Jealous LOL......Oy Vey, That bat has a huge Tallywacker.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
jewish lol


BILL GATES - He must be a turn on for women everywhere


TAGS: bill gates microsoft women
Rating: 2.07/5

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SerpentMaster - April 13, 2010, 2:54 am
True, he makes $250 a second
Anonymous2 - April 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Money, when you're worth billions, who cares what you look like.
Iconoclast - April 10, 2010, 9:48 am
With his $$, he doesn't need to rely on personality or good looks.


BILLY BAD ASS -


TAGS: billy bad ass
Rating: 1.15/5

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zip zop bop -


TAGS: bill cosby ludes daterape
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2015, 1:07 pm
What He Said !
GaryO - December 30, 2015, 9:21 pm
Oh, lordy


HEY HOMIES! - Wait up!


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.36/5
Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 7:48 am
They are just ignoring you because you are yellow. That's their way of keeping you down!!!


PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.




ENJOYING A GOOD JOKE -


TAGS: bill clinton joke monica
Rating: 3.58/5

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daniel - June 2, 2009, 11:46 pm
wow...so funny and such a true motifake.
RON - March 31, 2009, 1:34 pm
Thank You Mr. Airman...very nice and thoughtful of you...now get back to work...lol
Airman - March 31, 2009, 12:26 pm
Congratulations on the Hall of Fame. Well Deserved...
Culos - January 18, 2009, 4:42 pm
test-----icle
RON - January 18, 2009, 4:32 pm
TEST...TESTL...
Mark - January 10, 2009, 1:58 pm
And Hillary hasn't laughed at anything since.
Sean - January 7, 2009, 3:28 pm
Fuckin' Liberals ... always makin' fun of the differently-abled.


DAVID CARRADINE -


TAGS: david carradine kung fu kill bill cool
Rating: 3.47/5

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JaysynB190 - June 24, 2009, 11:18 pm
Dude...nice.


"SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens?


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism stimulus bill law change funny true
Rating: 3.11/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:36 am
I'm gonna have to throw my banhammer into the ring.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:30 am
If you did piss on the Constitution and cheat on your taxes, you would be the Republican President or VP candidate.
knowitall - October 16, 2009, 2:31 pm
or piss on the Constitution...
WTFO - February 26, 2009, 6:15 pm
Thanks for the vote of confidence but I don't think I'd be welcome in the President's cabinet. For one thing I don't cheat on my taxes.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
Can we send this poster to Washington, DC? BHO and the entire country would be better off with WTFO in the President's cabinet.


KILL BILL -


TAGS: bill bitch
Rating: 3/5

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LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:26 pm
A very violent film indeed.


BILLIONZ -




KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots


TAGS: tom bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr faggots twins
Rating: 1.89/5

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forseti - April 8, 2010, 8:48 am
the comments are much more funny than this bad drawed pic... AND NO, Tokio Hotel is so fuckin' NOT rock!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:22 am
Quiet child! The adults are Motifaking.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:50 am
wooow, you're sick dude. this is so not funny. you're such an idiot. you really have to much sparetime. seriously man, get a f*cking life. if this is what you do for fun, then you're just sad. i feel bad for you. get some help.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:26 am
no wonder people got angry! this is not okay at all!! and it is a insult against the brothers. and NOT normal! what the f*ck is wrong with you??!!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wow, people got rather angry in this one.
wow - November 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
you have a disturbing definition of amusing......
Zed - November 1, 2009, 1:08 pm
You have a strange definition of "rocks".
wow - November 1, 2009, 5:50 am
This is really disturbing I have to say. I can't believe someone found this amusing. Regardless of it being the twins...wow....to think that someone actually thought of this and found it amusing,so much more disturbing hen the actual content. BTW..TH rock
TO ME - August 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
okay you clown faggot go and get them....i call bullshit you fucking virgin queer.
to other kat - August 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
GO FUCK YOURSELF PUSSY
Other Kat - July 3, 2009, 8:39 pm
Duuuuude, not cool, not cool at all. Rape is soooo not funny, you could get in serious shit for putting this up. Who ever drew this, is a sick, sick creature, and most probably has raped and or abused someone, this is not cool.
Bill - June 14, 2009, 11:45 am
It is great; but would have been better if it was Bushido raping him! Do one with Bushido!
noddachance - May 21, 2009, 3:52 pm
I can't believe that this could be entertaining to anyone, in anyway shape, or form. Ignorance is not bliss, it's DANGEROUS!
kenny - April 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
the rape & woman beating on here doesn't bother me as much as the POS's don't filter out the lack of quality
RuSERIOUS? - April 18, 2009, 12:22 pm
Wow, this is redic. Rape is not something to joke about to giggle about CAUSE IT DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE... ya fuckin prick.
Me. - April 10, 2009, 1:08 pm
DUDE!?!?! WTF!? how the fuck can you allow shit like this to be posted??? this is some sick fucking shit... I'm half tempted to get the authorities to take a look at this site...
TH SUCKS - March 26, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol this is sooooo true!
Mandi - March 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
seriously thats not even funny! poor bill, and tom is def the hot one
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
0_0 !!!!!!
Shelby - January 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
*sigh* Poor Bill. I knew Tom would turn on him someday.... being the ugly twin and all...
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Damn I should NOT be getting turned on by that!
mcpoopersonfinklejew - November 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
Come on. His ass didn't bleed THAT much.


TECHNIQUE -


TAGS: billiards ypour mom
Rating: 4.96/5

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panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:28 am
She ruins the drapery... hey, I'm a Suebian, we think with the purse!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:46 am
That was for the previous poster, I liked it RL
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:45 am
I hope nobody else has to touch your keyboard, dude.
shmoe13 - October 29, 2010, 2:15 am
guess where shes hiding the billiard balls :o
Ed-Hyde - October 15, 2010, 11:30 am
In this case, I don't care if it's a trap. Can't. Stop. Staring.
agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 10:06 pm
You can get her if you have an 8 ball in your side pocket.
AdmiralAckbar - October 14, 2010, 10:00 pm
Its a trap!
CANADA - October 14, 2010, 9:45 pm
crappy table it the top is wood
agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:36 pm
What's she listening for? Termites?
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
I got next game. Nice RL. 5


To those of you who hate fat people -


TAGS: billy the fridge
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - June 20, 2013, 4:27 pm

yay billy!!!


LOOK UP IN THE AIR ! - It's Coming Right Between Our Eyes It's, It's, Our Credit Card Bills For Christmas.


TAGS: bills
Rating: 4.14/5

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BE EXCELLENT TO YOURSELVES -


TAGS: 4th of july billand ted
Rating: 4.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 7, 2012, 11:43 am
Party on, dudes!


SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan


TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!


KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some


TAGS: billy mays kaboom gun
Rating: 3.04/5

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LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield shotgun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?


METH LAB EXPLOSIONS - Providing hillbillie population control since the mid 90s


TAGS: meth hillbillies
Rating: 2.27/5


LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...




EARLY NEO - There is so TOTALLY no spoon, dude!




A GOOD WOMAN -


TAGS: woman million billion diamond ring
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 11:03 am
Haha thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:50 am
Pre-nup, boys! We're all blood-thirsty, money hungry batches on divorce day! And before, if you let us get away with it! LOL! That ring would earn you 5 kneeling lions! LOL!
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:32 am
Thanks fellas :)
Thedge - November 21, 2014, 1:04 am
And if you don't pay the lawyers before skipping out of the country. 5
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:05 pm
Oh man, so right on


LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.


TAGS: longposter longfakes billy madison parody
Rating: 4.95/5

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GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
jameson you say? 5L.....even though I hate longfakes...Thanks a lot Claire!
pzykosiz - October 29, 2010, 12:10 am
very nice. 5L's


COURTESY - is never out of style


TAGS: get to the chopper billy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:22 pm
Very nice!


A MOTIFAKE PSA -


TAGS: not funny enough with thanks to billy madison
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:45 pm
I knew you meant "Not Funny Enough" but I was trying to work up the idea.... : |
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:51 pm
Sure, i think we can all benefit from the wisdom of Adam Sandler
Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:13 pm

ummm...V....can i use this quote ...for real...on a rejection?
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:22 pm
So this is what heavy, funny, scary looks like…. 5uperb compilation V
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'll t5ke that as a 'No' :)


EVERYONE ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: billy madison
Rating: 4.53/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 8:22 pm
hope is : I didn't read and went directly for the punch line (and now I'll read it :P )
Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 10:05 pm
Ray.. now also short for Rayonte


BILL CLINTON CONFESSES - "With this one finger I made Monica squeal like a little piggy!"




BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish




IM NOT YOUR FWEND - buddy


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.61/5


BILLY CRUDUP - is becoming a fat bastard


TAGS: billy crudup fat bastard
Rating: 2.59/5

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Billy Crudup - December 28, 2008, 2:09 pm
I have a man in Glendale does my fatsuits. He's a genius. And I work a lot.
Mica Mars - December 28, 2008, 10:53 am
That's freakin Jack Black dumbass!
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:10 pm
Billy Crudup USED to give me a semi. LOL *Do one troll.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:51 am
you are a tunnel baiting piece of shit that lacks originality. please jump in front of a semi.


BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.




BILL KAULITZ - I'm not Prettier than You I'm just Gay


TAGS: bill kaulitz gay
Rating: 2.39/5

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DudefromOz - May 25, 2009, 2:19 am
Attention whore.


WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Mind if I smoke?




BULLET BILL - Shuffling Mario from this Mortal Coil for Nearly Twenty Years Now...


TAGS: mario nintendo bullet bill
Rating: 2.07/5

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Woody - July 4, 2009, 10:10 pm
WHAT?
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 5:02 pm
Motifake is indeed a harsh Mistress Zach!
Zachary W - May 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
If I posted a picture of boobs and didnt put any text this would of been at least a three. Damn thee internet, when will I learn to play by your rules!


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




FACE IT - You Would Go Gay For This One


TAGS: bill kaulitz gay sexy hot lol fag faggot omg
Rating: 2/5

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omg - May 1, 2009, 8:23 am
Thats a dude?
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh god i had a gf who looked like him 0_0
LogicDude - October 20, 2008, 9:47 am
Big Hairy Ewwwwww!?!? Don't borrow that one Porcelina!!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 9:17 am
Perhaps not....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 11:36 pm
Porcelina, do you really want to ask that question on this site?
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:04 pm
Jesus? *fap**fap**fa-* wait... can I borrow someone's penis?
Big Hairy Biker With Syphilis - October 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
LogicDude? *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 7:44 pm
o.0
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 7:31 pm
Porcelina? *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 7:29 pm
I'm Bi, and I still agree....
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:28 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Men should NOT look like women.
lo - August 18, 2008, 7:24 pm
seriously...he is so freaking pretty. that's just ridiculous...


HOW DID YOU FIND ME? - I'm the man


TAGS: kill bill david carradine
Rating: 1.67/5

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Crockaliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:44 pm
This is why one shouldn't fap & self strangulate at the same time.


reintarnation -




President Whitmore -


TAGS: independence day bill pullman president
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:32 am
Nice! I like where you're going with this.
curlyrocks - May 23, 2013, 10:49 pm
The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots.
Cannabal - May 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
BIll Pullman for President!
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:19 pm

only regan and his UN speach on aliens even came close :)


Bill R393.Z -




TRUTH IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: billboards awareness
Rating: 4.71/5

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Millzy - August 20, 2016, 10:02 am
Thank you very much MissPriss. This is a great place.
MissPriss - August 20, 2016, 1:27 am
Welcome to Motifake Millzy :~)
Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:21 pm
Cop: Your eyes look glazed have you been drugs? Person In Car: Your'e eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:17 pm
Um something like?...did I spell donut right officer?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Donuts! Kolaches! Wonder what they'd do for a Klondike....bahahaha!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:16 am
It's funny cause it's true...I had a good howl thinking of what the person would say if they got caught painting the billboard.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:00 pm
Come on Miss Priss, they like kolaches also.


BILLBOARDS - Ironic, right?




AIN'T NO SUNSHINE - When She's gone It's not warm when she's away. Should have dug a deeper hole.


TAGS: bill withers ftw
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Never dig when drinking... you run out of gas too quickly.


WHY? -


TAGS: bill murry
Rating: 3.88/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 3:43 am
ahh yes, the proper Moti-etiquette.
pzykosiz - May 7, 2010, 2:34 am
would have been really amsome you meant to say
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 12:32 am
would have been really awesome, I meant to say.
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2010, 12:31 am
too bad, then he would have really awesome.
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:28 am
so awesome, you kinda have to remind yourself that he is not actually Canadian.
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I was drinking at a bar in Montreal and our waiter dude looked like Bill Murray. So much so that when we asked him if he knew who he reminded us of, he said "Bill Murray" at the same time we did. We tipped him handsomely that night. Bill Murray ...


WHAT IF ? -


TAGS: japanese rockabilly hokey pokey
Rating: 3.83/5

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sickartist - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
Great one... thinking outside the box!


BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.


TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky ass Poodles to you


AND YOU - thought you were in control


TAGS: feline bill of rights
Rating: 3.64/5

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vulture - February 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.


MY BALLS - She could play with them all day long !!


TAGS: my balls play billiards rack day long
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:41 am
Quite the bridge.


OK - I wasnt staring... BOOBIES!


TAGS: billy
Rating: 3.42/5


HOMELESS BILL - Has the right idea


TAGS: hobo bill rich women
Rating: 3.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Agreed!
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:43 am
Crap, 1L
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:26 am
And a shower. Couldn't hurt.


SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us)


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats election true truth politics bill congress stiumulus
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
the bottom 80% of tax payers combined. I'm lost on how you justify the statement of "the middle class paid more taxes than anyone else" in light of those figures. My reading is fine, your math, however, is another story my friend.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:05 pm
Dude, your math is killing me. Who are you counting as "middle class"? By the chart provided on your site, the top 20% paid 62.9% of all taxes collected after the Bush cuts. That is more than the remaining 80% combined. The top 5% paid 34.4%, more than
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:44 am
again, you are not reading. I said the TAX BURDEN. While taxes went down for ALL, the middle class bore the most of the cost. Allow me to translate, THE MIDDLE CLASS PAID MORE TAXES THAN ANYONE ELSE. is that clear enough?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:39 pm
Your site reference proves my point. It says the middle class taxes were REDUCED by Bush by 1.9%Glad you see it my way.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:22 am
Oh and before you flame me, "Run by Obama" is not what you said exactly, but implied by his connections to it. (which are also false)
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:21 am
http://www.factcheck.org/kerrys_tax_ad_literally_accurate_but_misleading.html .... Here is a good article during Kerry's (another moron's) campaign but has a nice table showing how the middle class tax burden increased during Bush.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 3:12 am
did you just use Factcheck.Org? the site you said was run by Obama when i cited one of their articles? Tsk, Tsk, WTFO, your hypocrisy is showing again. The tax burden was solidly and clearly shifted to the middle class during the Bush regime.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:40 am
kind of "social justice". The Bush cuts actually resulted in the rich paying more in taxes than before his tax cuts. http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/what_percent_of_taxes_does_the_top.html
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:39 am
I don't have a problem with a flat tax. That is the best way to go. You apparently don't have an understanding of tax facts though. The top 1% under Bush and Reagan paid around 30% of all taxes collected. Dems oppose flat taxes in favor of creating some
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:30 am
10 to 15 percent, across the board. no shelters, no write-offs, no out of country non-sense. everyone pays the same percentage.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:29 am
For 8 years, my pocket was RAPED by the Bush administration as the tax burden was clearly based on wiping out the middle class in favor of the rich, it brought us to where we are today. The same thing happened under Reagan. I am all for a fair tax code
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:41 am
Thank you, kia. Unfortunately, nobody cares until they have their pockets picked by the Admin and Congress. Oh well, a new election in 2010 for CONgress and another in 2012 should help the situation.
knowitall - July 20, 2009, 4:59 pm
omg WTFO, you are really explaining this well. it's a shame the vast majority of this country can't even understand what you've said, nor do they care to.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
This dick said that there would be a web site that would track every penny of the stimulus money. Wheres it at you liar? But hey the White house has a facebook.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:03 am
To the right, bud.
mooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
hey WTFO how they hangin. I cannot comment legibly due to alcohol poisoning. bababooey bababooey....I'm gonna regret this tomorrow.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:15 pm
for all his "emergency" spending. In addition, his FY10 budget is 25% above our national GDP. He did cut 0.5% of it though and that included benefits for wounded police officers and radiation detectors at our sea ports. Good places to cut the budget, huh?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just sign! This is not my fault, I inherited this, seems to be his excuse. If the POTUS had nothing to do with the markets, then why did he accept 6 figures in donations from Fannie? Hate me if you want, but I'm pissed that my children will have to pay
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
to have time to read because we "gotta act now to avoid a catastrophe", has only had 4% of it spent so far. Doesn't sound like an emergency to me. Look at the majority of the POTUS' spending. It's all been during an event labeled a "CRISIS". Don't think!
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:10 pm
Your assertion that Pres Obama is doing "the best he can" is false in my eyes. He is conducting a huge power grab from the marketplace into the hands of the govt to further his socialist agenda. That "EMERGENCY" stimulus bill that no Congressman was able
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:08 pm
institutions that was signed by Pres Clinton in the late 90s. Pinning this whole event on just the Reps is a complete lie that the Dems have been able to sell to ignorant folks who are too lazy to do their own research instead of trusting corrupt media.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:07 pm
deal of help towards their failure. Mostly from Dems who pushed them to offer loans to those who can't afford to repay. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, the Congressional Black Caucus. Not to mention the bi-partisan bill that called for the deregulation of those
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:05 pm
1st off, there's a pain deep in my chest to learn that yet another Dem hates me. (oh never mind, that gas). Let's be very clear, only the big banks failed, BoA, Citi, Fannie, Freddie, AIG, etc. The small local banks are doing fine. The CEOs had a great
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:00 pm
Also Bush and replubicans n general along with some conservatives have one particular problem, stagnation, they try to solve new problems with old strategies, they need to evolve if they want to return to being leaders of the nation.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:58 pm
bought and invested with the I.O.U.s people gave them creating the bubble. Government (Bush's(is that how you spell it?)) wasn't involved in the collapse and Obama is currently trying to do the best he can with the tools at hand, also
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:55 pm
happened with the Great Depression, you know the loans for stock purchase, with the help of the people (Regardless of political affiliation) who bought houses they couldn't afford with money they didn't have and then the banks used this loans to pay, they
Robert - May 7, 2009, 1:52 pm
While I agree with WTFO's (who i've decided to hate) first two posts, the is just a hate rant, the CEO s (or presidents can't recall the title for people who manage banks ) caused the collapse by making bad business choices and creating a bubble like what
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:18 pm
While a 3rd term of Pres Bush would be far superior to having an Obama-nation, it wasn't an option. By the way, I read many books. Just not one written by Karl Marx like you apparently do.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:17 pm
80% owner of AIG, throwing good money after bad to auto industry and firing a CEO instead of going after the unions that are crippling the industry. Finally, if you want to critique our politics you should learn that our presidents can only serve 2 terms
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
long before the US. The difference is that their socialism was already ingrained and present so the govt's just funneled more funds into failing businesses and keeping them on life support. Now, we have a socialist in charge who is making the US govt an
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
which will make them want to spend in the free market. When consumers have confidence that the govt isn't going to tax the hell out of them to support socialism, then businesses expand and create jobs. As for who failed, Europe was failing in this area
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:12 pm
Ah, we hear from the whiner from foreign lands. Here's how it works in a capitalist society my socialist friend, if people save some of their money in the banks, then banks have more capital to issue loans, and people get more confident in their fincances
SQED - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
you are an idiot. if people save there money how will the economy get better, ya need to spend money to make money. ya dope. your country has FAILED and you brought the rest of us with you. I bet u voted to give that Redneck 4 more years, read a book!
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:52 pm
and your life will be so much better for it,if not...then get off your loser asses,and get into office then do something you think will make a diffrence,if not...shut your fucking mouths for christ sakes,you fucking douchebags.
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:51 pm
i faught in iraq,and i'd do it again,i have been shot,but i'd do it again.see the diffrence between me and you,is that i just dont give a shit,this country will not fail,wanna know the secrect to being me.stop GIVEING A SHIT! its that simple...
tool - February 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
who CARES! war,is fun,war is peace.with out war,you have no peace,and no money,war makes money.whats wrong with our economy,hmmmm?,are you broke? if you are,how is that the our government's fault,hmmm? SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY RETARDS! its not that hard.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
@ baro - And the best defense for this economic collapse is to throw money at it? Money that doesn't really exist. I think not.
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 4:38 pm
So, instead or protecting America from the threat of economic collapse, you think we should dig our own grave trying to fight an unwinnable war?
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:39 pm
As one of the (maybe not so) young men who has been sent to the desert, I'd rather have that funded to protect this nation's freedom than have that money spent expanding a socialist govt, and a welfare state.
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 3:49 pm
Haiku, the difference is that he's spending for stuff here, instead of sending billions for young men to be murdered in the desert.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 11:36 am
Hakiu - Rest assured that the "Anointed One," his political pals in the congress, and our liberal news media will blame everything on GWB. This stimulus package is so full of liberal pork that it's down right anti-Muslim.
Hakiu - February 5, 2009, 11:21 am
But he is the anointed one, everything he does is perfect. This is what America voted for, and people thought the Repubs were wasteful spenders. Now a whole new wave of waste will wash across this land.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 10:54 am
WTFO - As usual you're "right on the money." Sorry...I couldn't stop myself. 5 big fluffies for you sir.


BILLIE - this is one piper I wouldn't mind paying


TAGS: billie piper
Rating: 3.13/5

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guyfox - August 16, 2010, 9:55 pm
someone had to do it
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
the jokes a little too obvoius


MERCEDES BENZ - Torn In Half? While Falling In A Ditch?... They're Right. "Unlike any other".




HILLBILLY VITTLES - I'm betting that's not the kind of fudge you'd want to eat.


TAGS: hillbilly vittles ho made fudge
Rating: 2.56/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:05 pm
Muy bueno GS...
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
I wonder what kind of can ho-made fudge is packed in?


COINCIDENCE? - You decide!


TAGS: boner dollar bill one add adding letters marker coincidence your decision
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

TrivialTrack - May 28, 2009, 12:00 pm
st'ONE'd
lolwut? - December 16, 2008, 4:00 pm
lolol that is soooooo coincidental


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